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Merry Christmas To My More Mature Female Friends

Saturday, December 22, 2012

If I were Old Santa, you know what I'd do.........
I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you........
And deliver some things just inside your front door.
Things you have lost, but treasured before.

I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor,
And to go along with it, a neat tiny figure.
Then restore the old color that once graced your hair
Before rinses and bleaches took residence there.

I'd bring back the shape with which you were gifted
So things now suspended need not be uplifted.
I'd draw in your tummy and smooth down your back
Till you'd be a dream in those tight fitting slacks.

I'd remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin
So you wouldn't spend hours rubbing lotions on your skin.
You'd never have flashes or queer dizzy spells
And you wouldn't hear noises like ringing of bells.

No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes
No searching for spectacles when they're on your nose.
Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny
From a doctor who thinks you're a nervous old granny.

You'd never have a headache, so no pills would you take.
And no heating pad needed since your muscles won't ache.
Yes, if I were Santa, you'd never look stupid
You'd be a cute little chick with the romance of a cupid.

I'd give a lift to your heart when those wolves start to whistle.
And the joys of your heart would be light as a thistle.
But alas! I'm not Santa. I'm simply just me.
The matronest of matrons you ever did see.

I wish I could tell you all the symptoms I've got
But I'm due at my doctor's for an estrogen shot.
Even though we've grown older, this wish is sincere......

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
MISSDAISY23 1/3/2013 12:41PM

    Thank you and same to you!

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ARTJAC 12/22/2012 11:20PM

    emoticon AND YOU TOO

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LMMIMI 12/22/2012 10:32PM

    Fun! emoticon Merry Christmas to you, too! emoticon

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0309COOKIE 12/22/2012 8:21PM

    That was cute.

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MS.ELENI 12/22/2012 7:21PM

    emoticon emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 12/22/2012 6:55PM

    thank you! LOL Merry Christmas to you. HUGS

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123ELAINE456 12/22/2012 5:27PM

  Awesome and Very Cute indeed. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week.Take Care.

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NESARIAN 12/22/2012 2:13PM

    Ah, I love it! Best Christmas wish ever!!!! emoticon

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