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Late night funnies 12/21/12

Friday, December 21, 2012

Late Night Funny #1

Today Wal-Mart announced that on apocalypse day they will open at midnight. I think the Mayan calendar is becoming too commercialized, don't you? -David Letterman

Late Night Funny #2

A survey found that 66 million Americans haven't started their holiday shopping. Which means they only have a few more days to find out which gas station near their house sells Chili's gift cards. -Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #3

McDonald's reported today that it had better than expected sales in the month of November. Executives credit the success to increased advertising, new menu items, and two states legalizing weed. -Jimmy Fallon

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