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Friday, December 21, 2012

So the world is supposed to be ending today? That's sad. I never found out who let the dogs out, the way to get to Sesame Street, why Dora doesn't just use Google maps, why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery", why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed, why "abbreviated" is such a long word, why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons, why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections and why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Why did Joanie love Chachi? If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune? Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? And just what is Victoria's secret? You see, the world just has to keep going. I have too many questions......and do you really think I am this witty ???? because I actually stole this from a friend, who stole from a friend, who stole from a friend, who stole from a friend , who stole from a friend ....

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
SUSIQZER 12/22/2012 7:52AM

    HAH, too funny!

Very glad the world didn't end... my vacation started today!

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SUNNY1432 12/21/2012 10:18PM

    Love it! I'm glad we all survived emoticon

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LHLADY517 12/21/2012 9:24PM

    Today I heard a 5th grade girl say, "so if it ends today, then I will see Jesus" I love that faith and believe the same. The end will come when God is ready for it to end.

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