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Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University

Thursday, December 20, 2012

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a referred journal.
5. Some doubt He wrote it by Himself.
6. He may have created the world, but what has he done since?
7. The scientific community can't replicate His results.
8. He never got permission from the ethics board to use human subjects.
9. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
10. He rarely came to class and just told students, "Read the Book."
11. Some say He had His son teach class.
12. He expelled His first two students.
13. His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountain top.
14. Although there were only 10 requirements, all students failed save His Son.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
ALIHIKES 12/20/2012 7:34PM

    Very funny! thanks for sharing emoticon

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3016DEBRA 12/20/2012 6:07PM

  Hmmm...Interesting way to look at it. emoticon emoticon

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DALID414 12/20/2012 11:18AM

    emoticon SO true!!

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ALICERIEGER 12/20/2012 11:14AM

    Food for thought.

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GREGORYCOLE 12/20/2012 9:30AM

    Also, he ignores the prayers of each and every one of his doctoral candidates.

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KJDINSC 12/20/2012 8:39AM

    This made me smile! Thanks for sharing.

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AMALIA8 12/20/2012 8:22AM

    LOL. Nice! It makes so much sense too. They have the oddest requirements sometimes for things and thus proving that meeting those requirements doesn't make you a good teacher. I mean, I think God was a great teacher and His Son as well. Thanks for sharing and keep up the awesome work!

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CELIAMINER 12/20/2012 8:05AM

    I'd add he denied his feminine divine half.

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CINDYSDAY 12/20/2012 6:08AM

    I love this!

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GRATTECIELLA 12/20/2012 2:11AM

    Very funny!

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BRENDA_G50 12/20/2012 2:05AM

    I LOVED your blog!!! emoticon

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