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Christmas Cookie Rules

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

This is old, but it makes me smile and I hope it will make you smile too........

Christmas Cookie Rules:

1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free.

2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories.

3. If a friend comes over while you're making your Christmas cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Because your friend's first cookie is calorie free, (rule #1) yours is also. It would be rude to let your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you are, that makes your cookie calorie free.

4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.

5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a knife without cutting your tongue.

6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have three and green ones have five---one calorie for each letter. Make more red ones!!!

7. Cookies eaten while watching "Miricle on 34th Street" have no calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.

8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate have no calories since the calories RIGHTFULLY belong to the other person and will cling to their plate. We all know how calories like to CLING!!!

10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It's a rule!!!

ENJOY!!!!! emoticon

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
ARTJAC 12/19/2012 10:52PM


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SHOAPIE 12/19/2012 10:51PM


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JACKIE542 12/19/2012 10:10PM

    Love this. emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 12/19/2012 9:09PM

    Wonderful rules! Posting 'em on my fridge . . . right next to the sign that says "BACK AWAY FROM THE FRIDGE!"

Thanks for sharing this . LOL

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IMREITE 12/19/2012 8:10PM

    if only that was true

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BLUEANGELLK 12/19/2012 7:33PM

    Oh, How I wish I could follow this!!

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FLAME42 12/19/2012 7:10PM

    Now I know I should make cookies tomorrow. There are enough of the rules to get me through 1/2 a batch with no calories coming to me......

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SPARKLISE 12/19/2012 6:48PM

    emoticon Makes me want to bake cookies and follow those rules!!! emoticon

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THOMS1 12/19/2012 5:55PM

    emoticon I love it. Thanks!

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123ELAINE456 12/19/2012 5:26PM

  Love The Rules. Very Cute and Funny. God Bless You and Have a Super Good Day. Take Care.

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MS.ELENI 12/19/2012 4:26PM

    sounds good to me

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CONNIEANGEL23 12/19/2012 3:31PM

    emoticon I'll go with that!

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MISSDAISY23 12/19/2012 3:19PM


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SUECHRIS50 12/19/2012 3:02PM

    super cute I laughed the whole time!If only this were true!!!

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ROSGETSSERIOUS 12/19/2012 2:56PM

    emoticon love the rules!

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