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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

. Dashing thru December Challenge 12/ 18check in
1.Stay with in ALL ranges -Food & Met Water requirement (12 glasses or more)
Yes on water and food
2. Support fellow Teammates

3. At least 20 mins exercise I did a hour osf walking, strength and aerboic
4. Daily Blog yes this is it
Highlight- my new phone app nexercise it Allow me to exercise virtually with people across the world
Challenge- feeling overwhelm by family and work situation
today goal is not to let worlds stress effect my healthy life style
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car
drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest
possible words. Some of these are VERY old, in fact I remember my Mother
(who used to work for an insurance company) showing me some of these about
20 years ago. I haven't seen them for a long time, so maybe they will be
new to you or at least raise a laugh (which is our hope). Enjoy:

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and
headed over the embankment.

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head
through it.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I
hit him.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I
reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did
not see the other car.

I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had
an accident.
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    you are doing so well and thanks for the jokes
    1917 days ago
  • BLUEFISH1881
    You're doing a great job on your healthy lifestyle. Keep up the good work.
    1917 days ago
  • RFJSJ50
    emoticon Love the jokes! Thanks for a much needed dose of humor.
    1918 days ago
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