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Why men are just happier people!


Monday, December 17, 2012

WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People --

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you,

He or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look..

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives

On December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Men Are Just Happier People

NICKNAMES

If Sheila, Candy and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Sheila, Candy and Sarah.

If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman ..

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back...

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed...

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!


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Member Comments About This Blog Post:
INFLATED 1/10/2013 3:29PM

    You have nailed it.

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DESERTDREAMERS 12/23/2012 5:36AM

    good ones! (not the men, the comments)

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JANNUNNY 12/18/2012 3:38AM

    lol what a chuckle and how true some of it is..very good thanks for sharing

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LITTLEWIND53 12/18/2012 1:17AM

    ROFLOL

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BEWELL48 12/17/2012 10:46PM

    Love it! A good chuckle indeed! Thanks!

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FITKAT62 12/17/2012 6:07PM

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PHEBESS 12/17/2012 3:34PM

    Some of it is VERY true!

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    emoticon Thank you!

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IAM_HIS2 12/17/2012 8:57AM

    Wow..this is emoticon . Love it!! emoticon

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INGMARIE 12/17/2012 8:18AM

    Priceless, yes . funny blog.
thanks for sharing. emoticon

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MARYELLEN301 12/17/2012 7:18AM

    All those reasons and my ex was NEVER happy with ANYTHING! And you know what? I saw him for the first time in 12 years laSt week, and he's STILL not happy, so I guess it wasn't me after all!!

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GOANNA2 12/17/2012 6:43AM

    Priceless truths Ania. Loved your blog. emoticon emoticon

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