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Florida burglary.

Friday, December 14, 2012

When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently,
thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch.

What they did take, however, was a white box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.

Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars:
'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens
was found on Nathan's doorstep. The white box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.

Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.

And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts.
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STRINGS58 12/15/2012 2:26PM

    emoticon I need an icon for a long jaw drop!

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    Oh my goodness!!!!!

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SILVER1369 12/14/2012 9:01AM

    that is terrible

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DESERTDREAMERS 12/14/2012 8:22AM

    Ick! (but funny)

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BEWELL48 12/14/2012 7:36AM

    Love it! LOL!

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CAT609 12/14/2012 7:08AM

    Oh boy!

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 12/14/2012 6:27AM

   

Gives a new meaning to "getting up someones nose"

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