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The Perfect Husband

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.....I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"


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MISSDAISY23 12/18/2012 3:32PM


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SHOAPIE 12/14/2012 3:05PM


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PATTISTAMPS 12/14/2012 12:56PM

    That is hysterical!!!

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ARTJAC 12/14/2012 3:20AM

    emoticon emoticon

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NEW-CAZ 12/14/2012 3:07AM


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FLAME42 12/13/2012 10:20PM

    Oh my, I want his number and then let him talk to my husband. Haha

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JACKIE542 12/13/2012 9:31PM


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ERINLOEWY 12/13/2012 9:16PM

    That was great!

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NESARIAN 12/13/2012 8:41PM


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123ELAINE456 12/13/2012 6:35PM

  Love It. God Bless You and Have a Super Nice Day. Take Care.

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MS.ELENI 12/13/2012 5:10PM

    Good one emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 12/13/2012 5:08PM

    Was waiting for the catch! LOL

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RUNNER12COM 12/13/2012 5:02PM

    ha! Love this!

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PICKIE98 12/13/2012 4:52PM

    I knew by the title it had to be a joke, since those three words have never come true since Joseph and Mary.


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