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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

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Did you hear NASA wanted to study the effects of the moon on an aging individual, so they decided to resend Armstrong. Unfortunately, they canceled this because they were afraid the first words from the moon in 30 years would be:

"Houston? I have fallen, and I can't get up."
Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon? The food is excellent, but there's no atmosphere.

When Mr. Leno of the Tonight Show went J-walking and asked pedestrians some science questions, he discovered some amazing new facts about the universe:
Jay Leno: "Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?" An auto mechanic: "To get to the other side?"
Jay Leno: Which is more useful, the Sun or the Moon?" A thirteen-year old: [Pause] "I think it's the Moon because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the Sun shines during the day when you don't need it."
Jay Leno: Which is more useful, the Sun or the Moon?" A thirteen-year old: [Pause] "I think it's the Moon because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the Sun shines during the day when you don't need it."

Reminds me of the recent Bob Berman article in Astronomy magazine. He quotes a woman, who when told that looking at a solar eclipse could be dangerous, exclaimed crossly, "Well, if it's dangerous, what are they doing it for?"

One comment that just left me speechless occurred after I showed a lady Mars through my SCT at opposition last year. After noting the markings & polar cap, she turned to me and asked, "Does Mars have a sun like we do??"
id you hear about the bones they found on the moon?

It seems like the cow did not make it.

(If you do not get it, look at the nursery rhyme "Hey diddle the cat and the fiddle").
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