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Going On The Wagon


Monday, December 10, 2012

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife that I had a drinking problem, and to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.

I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.

I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
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ALICERIEGER 12/12/2012 10:52AM

    I can see how that would happen

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CARRAND 12/11/2012 8:16PM

    Funny!

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DARLY55 12/11/2012 7:42AM

    OMG that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time! emoticon
Thanks!

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BARCLE 12/10/2012 11:24PM

    emoticon that's too good not to share emoticon

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DALID414 12/10/2012 11:14PM

    emoticon emoticon TOO FUNNY!!
The sad part is, I know EXACTLY what he was saying! emoticon

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