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FARTING AT TIFFANY'S


Monday, December 10, 2012

A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY'S ..

SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT...AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY,
SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS...

VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED HER LITTLE WOOPS AND PRAYS THAT A SALESPERSON WAS NOT ANYWHERE NEAR...

AS SHE TURNS AROUND, HER WORST NIGHTMARE MATERIALIZES IN THE FORM OF A SALESMAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER...GOOD LOOKING AS WELL ..

COOL AS A CUCUMBER, HE DISPLAYS ALL OF THE QUALITIES ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A PROFESSIONAL IN A STORE LIKE TIFFANY'S...

HE POLITELY GREETS THE LADY WITH,
'GOOD DAY, MADAM .. HOW MAY WE HELP YOU TODAY???

BLUSHING AND UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT STILL HOPING THAT THE SALESMAN SOMEHOW MISSED HER LITTLE 'INCIDENT', SHE ASKS,

'SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS LOVELY BRACELET ??'

HE ANSWERS, "MADAM .. IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT - YOU'RE GOING TO CRAP WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE ..."

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LYNNWILK2 12/17/2012 6:01AM

    that is hilarious

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MOTHER-NATURE 12/12/2012 8:01PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon Thanks for my laugh for the day.

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1CRAZYDOG 12/12/2012 11:04AM

    Too funny!!! HAD to read this blog given the title!!

Having been in Tiffanys once upon a time while visiting NYC, the sales people definitely ARE the consumate professionals!

Thanks for sharing this goodie.

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PRINCESSAMY 12/10/2012 12:34PM

    That is cute.

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HEALTHIERKEN 12/10/2012 10:24AM

    A good laugh to start the day!
Thanks : )

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MAHGRET 12/10/2012 10:11AM

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GREENGENES 12/10/2012 8:17AM

    Thanks! That was a good one.

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HOPERESTORED226 12/10/2012 8:10AM

   
Hahahha, I really laughed out loud! Glad you weren't blogging about yourself, LOL!
(or WERE YOU??)

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SHERRYGAYL 12/10/2012 7:50AM

    emoticon too funny!

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DMEYER4 12/10/2012 7:27AM

  cute thanks for the laugh

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