Let’s say you have three marmots and then you get three more, what do you have then?

More-mots.
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Some employees bought their boss a birthday gift. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly and noticed that it was wet in the corner. He touched his finger to the wet spot and tasted it. “A bottle of wine?” he asked.

“Nope,” the employees replied.

Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. “A bottle of scotch?”

“Nope.”

Finally the boss said, “I give up. What is it?”

“A puppy!”
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