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Mud, mud, glorious mud

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Saturday, December 08, 2012

Actually, I'm not a fan of mud. Let me explain.

Today I am up early.

I decide to go to a different bit of Epping Forest, the bit between Loughton and Chingford, for today's walk. There are loads of paths marked on and there's clearly going to be a lot of scope for getting lost.

Half way to the station I realise I have put on my new trainers instead of my hiking boots. Not good. Get off bus, go back home, change into hiking boots.

It would have been useful, at this point, to have realised that I had forgotten to put my purse in my backpack too. I do not realise. Until in fact I am halfway to Essex.

I curse a bit, review contents of backpack: hot tea, cold water with Rose's lime cordial on it, as necessary to me as petrol to a car, cheese sandwich. Really, I shouldn't need money, except if I get seriously lost and end up miles from a bus route or something and have to find a taxi instead. This is unlikely, but prompts a review of my plans. I decide to choose a third way: the walk from Leytonstone to Chingford. This also covers a long narrow strip of Epping Forest, beside the river Ching (no kidding, that's its name) which is surrounded by houses and is clearly a remnant of forest.

I look at the map, the path is pretty clear, there's Leytonstone tube station at one end and Chingford bus station at the other end.

Seems like a plan to me. What could possibly go wr. . . Would the person who sniggered like to leave the room NOW, please?

So, I get to Leytonstone, nice and early. The days being so short - as I type it's 3.15pm and the sun is going down - I'm already walking by 8.45am. Find the start of the forest quite easily, it's actually mainly a field at this point.

It's a gorgeous, stunningly beautiful day. Everything is green and orange and blue. The golds have all gone. There's a pond, with birds on it, and people walking dogs, and the sun has just come up.

Admire birds, marvel at view, don't hang around for long because it's very very very cold. Cast about a bit for the path, look at map, realise that tbh there is one main path and so long as I keep going as straight as I can, and steer away from houses (which are visible on either side of me for much of this walk) I will be headed in the right direction. See a jay fly across in front of me. Interestingly I see loads of birds on this walk, I think the closeness of all the houses means they get fed. Magpies, blackbirds, chaffinches, robins, great tits, blue tits and excitingly some tiny birds flying that must be long tailed tits (I only see them in silhouette). The last time I saw these I was living in Germany, 30 years ago.

Start walking. There's a lot of standing water, and the path's a bit muddy. Never mind. I can see from the map that this path crosses a good half dozen roads, which is useful for letting me know how far I've come. I get to the first road and there's a large number of people in a car park, plainly an organised group of 'proper' hiker with jazzy red jackets and all the gear. I'm not organised (you guessed?) and I'm definitely not a proper hiker, but I really hope they don't catch up with me as I hate having people I don't know underfoot when hiking.

Cross the road and it shortly becomes clear that while getting lost is not going to be a problem, getting muddy is going to be one helluva problem.

While my new boots are waterproof some of the mud is very very deep indeed, and in fact there are little streams in places. It looks as though all the wet weather we have had recently has made seasonal or underground streams come to the surface. There are places where you can stand and watch rivulets of water running from bootprint to bootprint.

For me, there are various things going on.

First, my jogging pants are too long for me. Down the gym, this is not a problem. In a quagmire, the bottom foot or so of them quickly gets wet and muddy and the water soaks up and they flop against my calves. Yuck.

Second, I can't see how deep these muddy bits are. If they are more than about eight inches deep, I will get wet ankles. Nothing nastier than a wet ankle.

Third, the path is flattish but not flat and very very slippery. At one point I skid and do a frantic windmill impersonation with my arms and only just manage not to flip over.

I absolutely, utterly and completely do not want a mudbath. I might end up in a zoo, mistaken for a hippo.

Keep walking. Get to a raised roundabout with busy A-road and follow signs to Chingford, lose the footpath for a short time and walk 10 minutes along road, then pick up footpath and find myself in a very very very wet and muddy bit of forest, not easy to decide which is the right path. Keep going and come to right path after all. Quite a few people are about now - any number of runners. Heaven knows how they keep their footing in all this mud. Have I mentioned the mud?

Get to a place where I literally can't work out how to cross it. A stream is running across the path and there's mud as far as the eye can see. Slosh and stagger across.

At this point, water goes over the top of my left boot. The mud is so wet, I am not leaving footprints. It just closes up behind me.

Get to a dryer spot, and the forest opens out and looks pretty. Cross another road and come to a little park with - joy of joys - a bench. Sit down as am ravenous and did not get much breakfast. Get out tea and cheese sarnie. Look at time - it must be gone 11.

Nope. It's 10.07. I've only been walking an hour and a half and I'm already tired because of all the slithering about. Contemplate my navel briefly. I don't really want to abandon the walk now. I intended to put in three or four hours, so 90 minutes is not nearly enough. Get up, start walking again.

Come to another pond, this is actually marked on the map as a boating lake.

It's full of seagulls and Canada geese, which I feed a bit of my sarnie on (must remember that when I track my food). Glance round and realise the large party of proper walkers is coming up behind me. My own fault for stopping to have tea. Give them 5 minutes to get ahead of me and discover they are not only proper walkers, they are on a guided walk with regular stops for lectures. Walk past them.

Reach a nice foresty bit with the river Ching in the middle, very pretty and the water is flowing very fast. We haven't actually had much rain in London over the past week, so either this water is from elsewhere, or it's actually been wetter.


Come out on road, peruse map, walk up road and turn across it, walk across field. There is actually standing water at grass roots level. Also I start to notice a new phenomenon. I don't know whether they are natural or manmade but there are regular ridges. Between the rides is mud.

Cast about again, trying to find correct path or A path going in the right direction. Choose one and it turns out to be the right one.

It's seriously muddy again. Persevere, since the map tells me I'm only a mile or two from Chingford, but I am really really tired. This is nothing like an ordinary walk. I'm having to concentrate all the time on keeping my footing, I'm sliding about everywhere, walking much slower than usual and on top of all this, having to crisscross the path endlessly to find my way round the muddy bits. At one point there is a clearly defined stream flowing right over the path.

Oh, and it's getting cloudy.

Then quite without warning I come to a the start of a red gravel path, like the ones I'm used to in Epping Forest. It ends so abruptly it's obvious they ran out of steam or gravel or money just there. Anyway, I'm glad to see it, and pick up my pace to my usual 3mph. I'm guessing all the paths in Epping Forest would be quagmires had they not been gravelled, it's just that I've been lucky up till now.

Arrive at another road, get out map and decide, correctly as it turns out, that I've taken a slightly wrong path. Turn along the road and within 10 minutes am at Queen Elizabeth's Hunting Lodge. This is Liz I, not Liz II. It was unfortunately 'improved' by the Victorians, but there it is.

Ten minutes later, am at Chingford bus station. Look at the time and it's now 12.20. So I've put in three hours and forty minutes. I'm shattered. That was a tough gig, that walk.

I'd do it again anytime.

Any time we've had a four-week drought.

The title of the blog is from this song.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
CATNCAG 9/6/2013 1:17PM

    Thanks for taking me with u on your journey. Those hiking boots were a great purchase for u!

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AKROXIE 4/25/2013 9:23PM

  I look forward to reading your blog & your inspire me to keep trying.

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URBANAUDREYE 1/6/2013 6:45PM

    I am highly considering looking into a passport and crossing over the pond just to come for a walk with you!

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SERASARA 1/5/2013 11:41PM

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EFFRAYECHILDE 12/17/2012 11:28AM

    emoticon I love going on walks with you :)

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ACTIONCAT2000 12/15/2012 12:59AM

  Chantal, you are a wonderfully engaging writer. I always enjoy your blog tremendously! Hope your clothes and boots came clean after this trauma!

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HYATTI1 12/14/2012 10:14AM

    Fantastic...yukkk look at those muddy shoes (hehe). Love the photos...and share your thoughts on walking. Thanks for posting it was my first blog of the day...and I needed a little nudge to get out today and walk.


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AMANDEES76 12/12/2012 1:03PM

    Again such determination to make it through your journey and such an inspiration to us all. Sounds like you had a great walk and got an even better workout than usual since your were combating the mud. Thanks for the motivation!

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PENOWOK 12/12/2012 9:10AM

    You have the most amazing boots!! How great they are going through all of these wet, muddy spots with you! I love that you are doing it no matter what!! You are a trooper (in American, that means awesome and hanging in there!)!

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GRAMMANANCY1 12/11/2012 10:45PM

  I thoroughly enjoyed reading your story and looking at all the
pictures of the beautiful countryside. Have you considered
writing as a profession ? You'd do well at it.

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WHITEANGEL4 12/11/2012 7:20PM

    I enjoy my walks with you. Theya re always interesting and the scenery is beautiful

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TEXASCATFOOD 12/11/2012 4:06PM

    Love your witty blog! And the pictures are just beautiful!

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HFAYE81 12/11/2012 11:47AM

    Thanks for another amazing adventure! :)

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TREE57 12/11/2012 10:01AM

    Thank you for taking me along on your hike/walk. I always feel like I am there with you when you are being adventurous. What breathtaking, soul-reaching scenery as you walk the paths. I'm very appreciative of your photo are an extremely talented writer. emoticon

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FIRECOM 12/11/2012 9:13AM

    You have a great writing skill and take darn good pictures as well. Love it,

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CKAYTHOMAS 12/10/2012 9:05PM

    I thinking that may have been an enchanted forest!

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LAWANDMUSIC 12/10/2012 8:37PM

    Great pics!

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FALLNTENN 12/10/2012 7:17PM

    I enjoyed the mud walk. Have a great week.

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CHERYLSBUTT 12/10/2012 4:04PM

    I am tired and I didnt take the walk!
I love your blogs
Thank you so much for sharing them on SP! emoticon

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ASPENHUGGER 12/10/2012 1:05PM

    Wow! This was a seriously awful hike -- I'm amazed you managed it. I certainly couldn't have! Well done indeed!

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PDSLIM 12/10/2012 11:02AM

    nice pictures

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NEWMOM20121 12/10/2012 8:57AM

    So enjoyed going with you on your hike. THank you for sharing. yes, I even enjoyed getting muddy.

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DEBLYNN323 12/10/2012 8:35AM

    You're such a trooper! I avoid mud!

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CAROLCRC 12/10/2012 8:29AM

    Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood! Love Flanders and Swan...

Thanks for sharing!

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CAM2438 12/10/2012 7:36AM

    Loved your blog and your song!! emoticon

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GRAMPIAN 12/10/2012 6:12AM

  Good pictures.

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PONYFARMER 12/10/2012 2:07AM

    Mud, Mud glo-ri-us Mud.... any suggestions on how I will get this song out of me head?

You are a rocking walking btw, I have two bad knees and am a bit jealous of the adventures you are able to go on, but look out once I get my new knee this summer.

Keep up the great work.

Mud, Mud, glo-ri-us Mud....Humm, hum Yeah this is going to plague me for a bit. But loved your blog.

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BLUEJEAN99 12/10/2012 1:57AM

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PCASEY7 12/9/2012 10:59PM

    Loved the blog and photos - WOW 3 hours and 40 minutes! Good for you for persevering although you really didn't have any other option!

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JAMER123 12/9/2012 10:25PM

    I think you put out more energy, thus burned more calories while slogging through the mud!! Sounds like you had a great walk!! emoticon emoticon

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JERICHO1991 12/9/2012 10:04PM

    The title reminded me of "Food, Glorious Food" from Oliver. Thanks for the link and getting me straight. Love reading about your hiking/walking adventures.

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KOOKYKATHIE 12/9/2012 9:56PM

    Loved your blog and The Hippopotamus Song, too! emoticon

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ROCKYCPA 12/9/2012 9:54PM

    Great blog as usual - wish I lived in an area that had so many interesting hiking areas available.

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DURANGOREDDOG 12/9/2012 9:26PM

    What an adventure and workout!! Thanks for sharing. Really enjoyed your pictures.

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PMFISH 12/9/2012 8:56PM

    Wow! I am exhausted. Cannot imagine that walk for fun. I did enjoy your pictures and you telling about it, but you must still be in your 40's or 50's for a walk like that by yourself. What an adventure.

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JUNEAU2010 12/9/2012 8:32PM

    You'll feel that workout in your legs tomorrow! (and phantom mud, too, I'll warrant)

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DEEEBEE 12/9/2012 8:28PM

    I really like reading your blogs, And I love the Hippopotamus Song, the inspiration for your title.

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NILLAPEPSI 12/9/2012 6:53PM

    Great pics!! I'm sure that slogging through the mud burns more calories! Yay!!!

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ALIDOSHA 12/9/2012 5:24PM

    emoticon for sharing and all the beauty

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CHRIS3874 12/9/2012 5:09PM

    mud is in some ways better than snow - at least its honestly wet from the start instead if falling into your shoes and then melting.

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ANNIEMAE56 12/9/2012 4:51PM

  look forward to reading your post's. really enjoy seeing pictures and reading discriptions. please keep it up

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DIANNEMT 12/9/2012 4:37PM

    Your pictures and descriptions are so interesting!

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BECKYSFRIEND 12/9/2012 4:29PM

    emoticon for the walk-mud and all, I enjoyed it

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BESCATS 12/9/2012 4:15PM

    Love the hikes, and I don't even get tired. emoticon
The photo are beautiful, even with the mud. Thanks for sharing your
adventure with us. emoticon emoticon

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