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A Christmas Cake Recipe

Saturday, December 08, 2012

A Christmas Cake Recipe

1. Sample the brandy to check quality

2. Take a large bowl, check the brandy again.
To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one
level and drink it.

3. Repeat.

4. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffy bowl.

5. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

6. Make sure the brandy is OK. Try another cup.

7. Turn off the mixerer.

8. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit.

9. Mix on the turner.

10. If the fried druit get stuck in the beaterers
pry it loose with drewscriver.

11. Sample the brandy to check for tonsisticity.

12. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Whatever.

13. Check the brandy. Now sift the lemon juice
and strain your nuts.

14. Add one table.

15. Add a spoon of sugar, or something.
Whatever you can find.

16. Grease the oven.

17. Turn the cake tin 350 defrees.

18. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

19. Throw the bowl out of the window.

20. Check the brandy again and go to bed.



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MORTICIAADDAMS 12/9/2012 2:38PM

    ROFLMBO!! Just the reason I don't eat fruit cake. LOL.

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CLAIREINPARIS 12/9/2012 1:59PM

    emoticon Just wonderful, thank you so much!

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LAURELSPARK 12/9/2012 9:01AM

    You are my kind of cook!!!!

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KANOE10 12/9/2012 7:12AM

    That was a cute Xmas chuckle. Thanks. emoticon

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0309COOKIE 12/9/2012 12:52AM

    Lol.

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NORASPAT 12/8/2012 9:38PM

    I Loved it THANKS GOANNA, I do have to have the Christmas cake and Christmas Pudding and of course the hard sauce and brandy. I will be making Yorkshire puddings and most likely roast Pork. My Grandmothers roast of choice. HUGS Pat in Maine. emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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TOTHEFUTURE1 12/8/2012 4:57PM

    Golden oldie but still brings a smile

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BJPENNY70 12/8/2012 3:57PM

    To funny! Made me laugh hard. Made me smile!

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ROSGETSSERIOUS 12/8/2012 3:50PM

    Sounds like my kind of cake.
Cheers
Ros
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ALIHIKES 12/8/2012 3:13PM

    Love it! Thanks for sharing the laugh

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JOANNANOW 12/8/2012 12:00PM

    I need a good chucckle ... thank you! emoticon

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PHATPAT18 12/8/2012 9:41AM

    lol I'll have some.

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BRENDA_G50 12/8/2012 9:36AM

    WOW!!! What a cake!!! PLEASE remind me NOT to come to your house for Christmas Dinner!!!

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ALEXSGIRL1 12/8/2012 8:31AM

    emoticon spirits can brighten the holiday but only in moderation and only if it makes you happy like your blog did emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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GINA180847 12/8/2012 8:20AM

    That would be one heck of a cake!

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YMWONG22 12/8/2012 7:02AM

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Very funny Christmas cake recipe. I would definitely NOT make this one.
Thanks for your sense of humor and sharing this one of a kind recipe.
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WENDYJM4 12/8/2012 6:45AM

    be a great cake LOL

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