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jokes and Dashing thru December Challenge 12/ 7check in

Friday, December 07, 2012

Dashing thru December Challenge 12/ 7check in
1.Stay with in ALL ranges -Food & Met Water requirement (12 glasses or more)
Yes on watyer no on food went over asbout 300 carloies
2. Support fellow Teammates

3. At least 20 mins exercise
Yes did 30 min of cleaning house and 12 min of Denise Austin cardio boxing and my strength training
4. Daily Blog yes this is it
Highlight- GREATspending time with mom and getting the house cleanding done
Challenge- stoping my blinge eating
Goal for today was to exercise while on the phone and I did
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?""No" replied the trainee."It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who you are talking to, you idiot?""No!" replied the Managing Director angrily. "Thank God!" replied the trainee and kept the phone down
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

"May I speak to your parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The firemen."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?""Lookin for me
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