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It's official (photo proves it)!


Friday, December 07, 2012


Yep, it's true! Informed sources at the North Pole have leaked the news that St. Nick has finally decided to do something about his obesity. Seems Mrs. Claus has trimmed down this year (cleaning reindeer stalls and giving the eight steeds their daily exercise is great aerobic exercise, she's found), and she's gotten tired of the supposedly "jolly old elf" grousing about his high cholesterol, elevated blood pressure, shortness of breath, and aching knees. With his wife's help and guidance (and the elves' support), Santa has reportedly swapped some of his bad eating habits (including the 15 million or so cookies he consumes on December 24th of each year) for healthier fare.
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So, according to Bolthouse Farms (photo), Santa has chosen a new snack food. Since he is looking to up his veggie intake, households around the world need to make appropriate plans to have a healthy plate ready on Christmas Eve. A nice veggie or fruit tray (with a glass of skim or 1% milk) would suit him just fine! And with all that new-found energy (plus a lot less poundage for those reindeer to whisk around the night sky), he'll be making his rounds more quickly, so kids better be sure to get to sleep early!
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If Santa can stay on track, we all can, too...right?
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Merry Christmas!
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CGDINASIA 12/12/2012 7:49AM

    Cute.

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GEEKYGRANDMOMMY 12/11/2012 7:31PM

    Nice

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GRAYGRANNY 12/10/2012 6:56AM

    Up Up and AWAY will be easier for the reindeer for sure!!!
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SPEEDY143 12/8/2012 9:46PM

    emoticon Santa... we always put a carrot out for Rudolph emoticon

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GOOZLEBEAR 12/8/2012 7:49PM

    Very cute, love it! Way to go Santa!

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RONALANA 12/8/2012 2:13PM

    So clever!

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JACKIE542 12/8/2012 1:34PM

    So very cute, thank you. emoticon

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SUGARSMOM2 12/8/2012 1:01PM

  examples to live by . veggies here i came . emoticon emoticon whatsup doc .?

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JMC155 12/8/2012 11:46AM

    Love this, I was struggling today. I think I am hungry, but I know I am not. So if Santa can snack on carrots, I can too. emoticon

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MFBUTTERFLY 12/8/2012 11:10AM

    Way to go, Santa! emoticon

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BEWELL48 12/8/2012 8:00AM

    Very cute....thanks!

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KEEPITSIMPLE_ 12/8/2012 7:41AM

    Yes we can! Great going Santa! I'll have a lovely freggie tray for you!

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JUSTLLAMA 12/8/2012 2:22AM

    Excellent!

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JUDYPOPPINS 12/8/2012 12:58AM

    If Santa can...so can I!!
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SNOWANGELDIVA 12/7/2012 10:32PM

    emoticon Good goin', Santa!!! emoticon

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