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Wanted for Attempted Murder

Friday, December 07, 2012

An actual AP news story

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
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GERMANIRISHGIRL 12/10/2012 10:36AM

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STEVIEBEE569 12/8/2012 9:05AM

    OMG! LOL!

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FATHINSN 12/8/2012 2:46AM

    haha, didn't expect the dough part!

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2ABBYNORMAL 12/8/2012 12:43AM

    I've never heard this one. Way too funny!
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DETERMINEDJANET 12/7/2012 11:53PM

    Too funny!

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MERRYMARY42 12/7/2012 8:34PM

    I have heard that one before, and always wondered if that really happened, makes sense to me, and I am not a blond, nor have I ever been, still and all I thoroughly enjoyed it again, emoticon

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NILLAPEPSI 12/7/2012 5:37PM

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CELEST 12/7/2012 3:57PM

    OMW what a horrible experience.....lol

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LASARRE 12/7/2012 12:17PM

    This is too funny. I hope you don't mind if I borrow this. Everyone needs a laugh on Fridays ;) Thank you!


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CAKEMAKERMOM 12/7/2012 11:15AM

    Lol, Mythbusters decided to try this experiment to see if it could really happen. They busted the myth.

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ALIHIKES 12/7/2012 11:07AM

    That is just hysterically funny! emoticon

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MRE1956 12/7/2012 10:50AM

    Oh, my......

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MKATE88 12/7/2012 10:44AM

    No way! This made my day emoticon

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NITTINNANA 12/7/2012 10:28AM

    Where on earth do you find this stuff! emoticon

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LIFE-FAITH 12/7/2012 10:27AM

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SONYALATRECE 12/7/2012 10:06AM

    Lol!

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JULINA4 12/7/2012 9:53AM

    Hilarious!

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FUN2BAROUND 12/7/2012 9:47AM

    HA! Thanks for the laugh!
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SLIMMERJESSE 12/7/2012 9:30AM

    That's my city! (smiling)

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MRSCLAUS46 12/7/2012 9:19AM

    emoticon I really needed that laugh! emoticon

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GINA180847 12/7/2012 9:06AM

    That is not really so strange. The biscuits do make a loud noise!

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SANDYCRANE 12/7/2012 9:04AM

    Very funny. I needed a good laugh. Well done.


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