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Dashing thru December Challenge 12/6check in

Thursday, December 06, 2012

Dashing thru December Challenge 12/6check in
1.Stay with in ALL ranges -Food & Met Water requirement (12 glasses or more)
Yes
2. Support fellow Teammates
Yes

3. At least 20 mins exercise
Yes did 30 min OF WII JUST DANCE 4
4. Daily Blog
YEP 2 DAILY BLOG
Highlight- GREAT MEETING TONIGHT and great wine tasting today
Challenge- finding me time and spark time
Goal for today think before eating WHAT I DID . Also another goal was to have mandatory fun in amish My day trip Was great. My other goal was to do some strength exercise before meeting tonight what I did.


Elevator An Amish family from Pennsylvania decides to go to the Big Apple for the first Time in their lives; Mother, Father and their son. They go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the elevator. Never seeing one before they stand in front of it bewildered. While staring at it, an old lady in a wheelchair rolls up to it, pushes the button, the door opens, she rolls herself inside and the door closes. The Amish family watches as the lights for each floor light as it goes up. They continue to watch as the numbers go down again. The door opens and out walks this tall gorgeous blonde. Legs to her neck. Great figure. Beautiful! Paw looks at his son and says, "Quick boy, shove your mother in there!" Robbery Two fellers were in desperate need of cash, but admittedly were a bit cowardly. So the one suggested they break into the Amish market. The logic being that since the Amish were non-resistant, even if they were caught, no harm could befall them. Thus they carried out their plot. However, just as they were breaking into the cash register, the owner turned on the lights and confronted them, a shotgun pointed directly at them. Calmly, the Amish man said, Boys, I would never do thee any harm yet you are standing where I am about to shoot.


The Right Sign


n Amishman lived on a quiet, rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. It became so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So he called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these tourists driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."

"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.

"I don't care, just do something about these drivers."

So the next day the sheriff had the county go out and put up a sign that said: SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING. Three days later, the Amishman again called the sheriff and said, "That sign didn't help a bit. They are still hitting my chickens."

So the next day, the county put up a sign that said: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.

Again, no change. So the Amishman called and called, every day for three weeks. Finally, he told the sheriff, "Look, your signs are just not working. Mind if I put up one of my own?"

The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, let's see if yours works better."

He was willing to agree to anything to get him to stop those daily calls. Well, the sheriff got no more calls from the Amishman. After three weeks, he decided to call the Amishman and see how things were going.

"Did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since. I've got to go. I'm very busy." And he hung up the phone.

The sheriff thought to himself, "I'd better go have a look at that sign. There might be something there that WE could use to slow down drivers..."

So the sheriff drove out to the Amishman's house, and he saw the sign. It was on a whole sheet of plywood. Written in large, yellow letters were the words: SLOW: NUDIST COLONY.


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ANHELIC 12/7/2012 11:08PM

    Great Day!!!

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CASSIOEPIA 12/7/2012 9:44PM

    Great day!

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FANGFACEKITTY 12/7/2012 3:56PM

    I always love reading your jokes!

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BLUEFISH1881 12/7/2012 1:02AM

    Good job meeting your goals. emoticon

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ANHELIC 12/6/2012 11:45PM

    Great blog. emoticon

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2WHEELEDSHARON 12/6/2012 10:43PM

    I'm proud of you sis.

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