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One for the Ladies - $5,000; $200; $1

Thursday, December 06, 2012

In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces, "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The Doctor quickly responded, "$5000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the entire group said,




"It's just standard pricing procedure.





We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've been used."





The only comment I have to make is that there are some male brains that have to be marked down to $1.


Those are the ones who tried for their entire lives to understand why a woman would ever ask, "Dear, does this dress make my butt look big?"
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LODESTONE 12/12/2012 1:37PM

    emoticon yay for a used brain!!!!!

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IAMDARLENE 12/8/2012 11:09PM

   

Very good!! Keep on keeping on! emoticon

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FELINA 12/7/2012 9:35AM

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Good one !

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JANIEWWJD 12/6/2012 10:26PM

    Hilarious!!!! emoticon

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PRINCESSAMY 12/6/2012 2:30PM

    That is very funny.

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3G1RLS4ME 12/6/2012 2:29PM

    Cool

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