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You Think You've Had a Bad Day

Thursday, December 06, 2012

So You Think You've Had a Bad Day . . .The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:

A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.

Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside.

Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet.

The husband was treated at the hospital and was released to come home.

After arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went into the bathroom, sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while still seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband laying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs and his groin.

The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.

The same ambulance crew was dispatched and his wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher and dumped the husband out.

He fell down the remaining steps and broke his ankle.

So, is your day as bad as you thought?

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
GERMANIRISHGIRL 12/10/2012 10:35AM


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MJ7DM33 12/9/2012 9:02PM


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FATHINSN 12/8/2012 3:02AM

    Haha, ok, now I'm glad that my days not turned as bad as that poor guy, hehe.

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    This is probably one of the funniest stories I have EVER read!! Poor guy deserves a medal of honor for his battle wounds

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DETERMINED_ME 12/7/2012 4:10PM

    That is too funny, but at the same time...WOW! Thanks for sharing

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CELEST 12/7/2012 3:56PM

    I think these folks and I should sit down and compare notes LOL wonder who would win the worst day trophy?

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GAYLE-G-63 12/7/2012 9:52AM


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    Too funny!

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DRASADAF 12/7/2012 1:44AM

    OMG...truely well said...

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MIRFA71 12/7/2012 1:31AM

    That was awful, but couldn't help laughing.

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KMEYERRING1 12/6/2012 11:49PM

    emoticon You're blogs always make me feel better about my days...thanks.

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    Oh my! I will admit I had to laugh though....

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ANHELIC 12/6/2012 9:36PM

    Wow, This is certainly worse than any of my bad days. I won't complain again. emoticon

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AQUAGIRL08 12/6/2012 9:34PM


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DR1939 12/6/2012 9:28PM


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BECKYSFRIEND 12/6/2012 7:49PM

    oh my goodness-that is an awful day

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SKEEWEE2MEK 12/6/2012 7:13PM

    Wow! He went through the fire! Literally emoticon

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MERRYMARY42 12/6/2012 4:01PM

    no, but actually, I was thinking it would take some to beat my day, well, you did for sure, Thanks

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ANDY_54 12/6/2012 3:48PM

    Oh yeah...I'm having a great day!!

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SEAWILLOW 12/6/2012 3:31PM

    Count your blessings emoticon

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    Another good laugh.

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NANA-JEAN 12/6/2012 3:15PM

    oh my! My day just got better... sigh. emoticon

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FITANDFIFTY2 12/6/2012 11:20AM

    Oh my I think that is a Really Bad Day for sure!!

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TINY67 12/6/2012 11:01AM

    emoticon I'm having a great day.

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MOUNTAINS2CLIMB 12/6/2012 10:28AM

    Okay, suddenly my day is going a LOT better!!
I can't imagine..poor fella!

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NITTINNANA 12/6/2012 9:30AM

    I for one can't imagine a worse day!

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CATHYJR73 12/6/2012 9:27AM

    This is most definitely a bad day!! Hope I never have one like this but I always have been blessed to have wonderful days full of life laughter and love. emoticon

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SHERYLDS 12/6/2012 9:22AM

    I luv this..... emoticon
next turkey I meet that is going thru a mid-life crisis
I'm going to suggest he get a motorcycle.

Comment edited on: 12/6/2012 9:23:39 AM

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NANADERRICK 12/6/2012 9:16AM

    Oh MY! Think nowI'm so very thankful for my quiet, dull, boring yet wonderful life!!!

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MPETERSON2311 12/6/2012 9:14AM

    wow hope his tomorrow is better

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GINA180847 12/6/2012 9:07AM

    This definitely beats most of my bad days!

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