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JOKES RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEEER AND Dashing thru December Challenge 1/24-25 check in


Thursday, December 06, 2012

Dashing thru December Challenge 1/24-25 check in
1.Stay with ALL ranges -Food & Met Water requirement (12 glasses or more)
Yes
2. Support fellow Teammates
Yes

3. At least 20 mins exercise
Yes did 30 min on treadmill both day

4. Daily Blog
nope this is the first one in a couple of day been really tired
Highlight- great doc appointment
Challenge- finding me time and spark time
Okay goal was to is not to stress out to much at the doc ,I did this even so they added some special test at the last min .have some mandatory fun on my day off I did I went to lunch at a team room with my mom my sis, and my sis in law, It was great and today I am going to Amish country:foud wine tasing today. Yep Oh wine country as some of the best winey. Find and listen to just one inspirational song to keep me motivated today well that song turn out to be my motivation song OF MY life Rudolph the red nose reindeer. You must understand I have a speech problem and all my growing up years people used to laugh and call me name like Rudolph .And not let me play in their games, since I am also very uncoordinated. I AM probably one of the few people who HAVE fallen off a wii and gotten really hurt and no it wasnít after drinking wine. Lol Anyway Rudolph succeed in the end and so will I even if I donít go down in hstory lol
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
"Horn"-aments!

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party?
Because he didn't want to be recognised!

How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!

Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a "rain"-deer!
Okay now real jokes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company
Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
You Have Lost Something
A wife called her husband as she was driving to an appointment. She
arrived, and the husband could tell from her voice that she was getting
frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And
now I can't find it!"The husband replied, "Aren't you talking on it!?"
There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the
situation sank in - followed by, "You are NOT going to tell anybody

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today. Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.
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MAIDAMONTREAL 12/6/2012 12:47PM

    Sorry things were tough for you growing up. I too was picked on and excluded because I was shy and submissive. I did have some friends luckily and I as I grew older I matured and developed more. I am still developing. Cute comparison with Rudolph.

Enjoyed the jokes too. Have a Happy Hanukkah.

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2WHEELEDSHARON 12/6/2012 11:05AM

    You and Rudolph are both cute too. I'm proud of you for getting in mandatory fun. You're doing a great job with your challenge, woohoo!

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ANHELIC 12/6/2012 9:45AM

    Great jokes and goals as well.

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CAT609 12/6/2012 7:17AM

    Good ones!

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AZMOMXTWO 12/6/2012 7:06AM

  great jokes great goals

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