Thursday, December 06, 2012
What is a seal’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Eat it, then write it
If you’re struggling with your diet, keep a food diary. It’s an effective way to encourage yourself to eat more healthfully.
(I actually think this should be reversed - write it...then eat it. That way, you aren't eating mindlessly - you know exactly what you are putting in your mouth.)
An old man was driving on the freeway when his cell phone rang. It was his wife calling. “Herman!” she cried. “I just heard on the news that there’s a car driving the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful out there!”
“No, Mabel!” exclaimed Herman. “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”
(An oldie, but goodie)
Hopefully, I have redeemed myself for the one from yesterday?