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Thursday, December 06, 2012

What is a seal’s favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Eat it, then write it

If you’re struggling with your diet, keep a food diary. It’s an effective way to encourage yourself to eat more healthfully.

(I actually think this should be reversed - write it...then eat it. That way, you aren't eating mindlessly - you know exactly what you are putting in your mouth.)
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An old man was driving on the freeway when his cell phone rang. It was his wife calling. “Herman!” she cried. “I just heard on the news that there’s a car driving the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful out there!”

“No, Mabel!” exclaimed Herman. “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”

(An oldie, but goodie)
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Hopefully, I have redeemed myself for the one from yesterday?
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FRANCES-AGAPE 12/6/2012 10:37PM

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Definitely !

Both are going into the Laugh File



Have a Fabulous Friday !

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BLESSINGS!
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JUDITHANNIE 12/6/2012 3:51PM

    I agree write it then eat it. If you plan out what you eat and follow what you plan you'll be more apt to stay on track.

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TWEETYKC00 12/6/2012 9:07AM

    love your stuff.

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CAT609 12/6/2012 7:25AM

    Good One!! emoticon

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DMEYER4 12/6/2012 6:45AM

  very cute thank you

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