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If My Body Was A Car!

Thursday, December 06, 2012

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've go bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it,
Almost ever time I sneeze, cough or sputter,
Either My Radiator Leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!
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LIVINGFREE19 12/6/2012 5:57PM

    LOL! Love it!

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PEZMOM1 12/6/2012 4:59PM

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Have a great day.

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123ELAINE456 12/6/2012 2:20PM

  i DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO THERE. God Bless You and Have a Very Nice Happy Day. Take Care.

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WALLAHALLA 12/6/2012 12:51PM

    My Mother the Car...and I'm becoming my mother

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LOLAINSC 12/6/2012 12:30PM

    I don't even want to think about this one! emoticon

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AWESOMECHELZ 12/6/2012 10:12AM

    I thought your blog was going to be about the positives of being a car but with MS, I understand. I feel like this some day too. Pretty creative.
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GARDENCHRIS 12/6/2012 7:10AM

    you got that right!! emoticon

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MRE1956 12/6/2012 5:07AM

    If *my* body was a car, I'd be in a heap of trouble - and probably junked somewhere......it's behaving similarly to my last piece of junk which was replaced due to continual overheating which could never be permanently fixed - yikes and gadzooks!

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DESERTDREAMERS 12/6/2012 5:00AM

    Uh-oh, better call Maaco!

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SUSANBEAMON 12/6/2012 3:28AM

  sounds like most of us, if we were cars. my paints been restored so many times, it acts as a barrier to dirt, my upholstery is well covered with slip covers, my wheels need new rims and an alignment wouldn't hurt.

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CAROLIAN 12/6/2012 3:13AM

    Like most of emoticon us

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LEFTHANDLUKE 12/6/2012 1:09AM

    these are from motlem,s page......... emoticon

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LEFTHANDLUKE 12/6/2012 1:03AM

    that's what gives it character.......... emoticon
signed,...Jesus.., have a nice day

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