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The Funny Laws of Life...LAWS YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW!!

Monday, December 03, 2012

I'm kinda brain dead and tired. Saw these funny "laws" in email, so thought I'd share - some are related to weight loss!!

Here goes:
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

5. Variation Law- If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

6. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

11. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

13. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

14. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

15. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.  (My favorite!)

16. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.

17. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

18. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
DOLLYHOLLY 12/15/2012 7:58PM

    LOL. These are so cool & funny! emoticon

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JESSIKA_56 12/5/2012 12:30PM

    Cute! Thanks for sharing!

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SUNNYLIFE72 12/5/2012 9:02AM

  Cute - thanks for sharing.

I didn't see the Beautician's Law (similar to the Doctor's Law): When you make an appointment or a plan for a hair cut, you will receive compliments about your hair BEFORE your appointment! =)

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LIBBYL1 12/4/2012 10:09PM


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1CRAZYDOG 12/4/2012 8:05PM

    Too funny!

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MJ7DM33 12/4/2012 7:46PM

  All of these are true! Thanks for sharing!

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CATHYJR73 12/4/2012 4:59PM

    Very Fun emoticon

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BESEVEN 12/4/2012 12:32PM

    emoticon SO True!!!

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123ELAINE456 12/4/2012 9:34AM

  Awesome. And Very True. God Bless You and Have a Wonderul Week. Enjoy Today. Take Care.

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CONFUSEDBIRD 12/4/2012 8:36AM

    So very true!

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GAYLE-G-63 12/4/2012 8:27AM

    emoticon emoticon

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DARLY55 12/4/2012 7:44AM

    They are like gravity - nothing you can do to remedy any of these situations!
Thanks for the funnies! emoticon

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JANNEPERRY 12/4/2012 6:03AM

    Thanks for sharing--reading these was a fun way to start the day!

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BARCLE 12/4/2012 12:17AM

    Oh so true! emoticon

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WINSTONSUZ 12/3/2012 11:52PM

    these really are true you know! LOL

they're always funny every time I see them..... thanks for sharing I needed a smile tonight!


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