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Epileptic Goldfish

Monday, December 03, 2012

Note to the people who don't know what a Nimtim is - it is the name of the residents of an imaginary country - Nimtim. It takes the place of "Polish" or any other person who is the butt of derogatory jokes. Since "Little Idiot" is no longer politically correct, the jokes were sent to me as "Blond Men" jokes. Since there are no actual Nimtims, they can't get mad at me.

A Nimtim goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The Nimtim says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."

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IDLETYME 12/4/2012 7:27AM

    Cute - emoticon

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LITTLEWIND53 12/4/2012 1:54AM

    Thanks for the explanation, and the joke is funny too....

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THINRONNA 12/4/2012 1:09AM

    emoticon Thanks for the explanation...I like don't have to worry about the Society for Nimtim Rights in your back...or the Society for Nimtim Lefts for that matter.

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EATVEGAN 12/3/2012 9:37PM

    Good idea to avoid offending. Like "How many Nimtims does it take to change a lightbulb?" Three. one to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.

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SUNSHINEGB 12/3/2012 3:03PM

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MS.ELENI 12/3/2012 1:38PM

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3016DEBRA 12/3/2012 1:14PM

  OHHHHH....Ok. thanks for the explanation & I LOVE your jokes! emoticon Keep them coming & have yourself a good one!

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0309COOKIE 12/3/2012 12:23PM


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