Monday, December 03, 2012
Note to the people who don't know what a Nimtim is - it is the name of the residents of an imaginary country - Nimtim. It takes the place of "Polish" or any other person who is the butt of derogatory jokes. Since "Little Idiot" is no longer politically correct, the jokes were sent to me as "Blond Men" jokes. Since there are no actual Nimtims, they can't get mad at me.
A Nimtim goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The Nimtim says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."