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Monday's Mirth

Monday, December 03, 2012

What do you call a dog who stomps on grapes for a living?

A cawine specialist.
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Be generous with laughter

Look for reasons to find things funny, to laugh out loud, and to appreciate other people’s humor. Sometimes it’s challenging to give people the laughter they crave, but what starts out as forced laughter can often turn real.
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A man was walking up the street when he saw a crowd sprinting toward him. He stopped one of the runners and asked, “What’s going on?”

The runner explained, “A lion has escaped from the zoo.”

“Oh, no! Which way is he heading?”

“Well, you don’t think we’re all chasing him, do you?”
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