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Moose Hunting

Sunday, December 02, 2012

These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.

Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool)

They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.

The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.

So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call.

Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest.

They called again, the bull answered closer to them.

They called again, the bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.

As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said, "OK, let's get out and get him"!

After a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts - "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?!"

The front guy says, "Well, I'm gonna start nibbling grass, but you better start to brace yourself!"


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AWESOMECHELZ 12/3/2012 4:02PM


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PEZMOM1 12/3/2012 3:17PM


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LADYCALICO 12/3/2012 1:36PM

    Oooh, sounds like a big moose-stake! emoticon

Comment edited on: 12/3/2012 1:37:31 PM

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RACEWELLWON 12/3/2012 11:41AM

    Good one ! lol

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LIVINGFREE19 12/3/2012 9:45AM


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123ELAINE456 12/3/2012 12:00AM

  Awesome. Very Funny. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week. Enjoy Today. Take Care.

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FLUTTERFLI 12/2/2012 10:28PM

    LOL What a hoot !!!
Thanks !

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WALLAHALLA 12/2/2012 10:16PM

    giggle giggle snort

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MERRYMARY42 12/2/2012 10:05PM

    good one, new for me too, funny

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JUNEAU2010 12/2/2012 10:04PM

    Had not heard that one before! emoticon

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