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Male and Female Statues

Sunday, December 02, 2012

Two nude statues (one male & one female) had been standing in the middle of a beautiful park for 99 years.

On their 100th anniversary in the park an angel came down from heaven to talk to the statues.

He said to them "God has been watching you for the past 100 years and has been very pleased with the two of you. So pleased in fact that he has decided to grant you a wish of becoming human for a short time."

The angel then went on to say that they would be human for fifteen minutes and will finally be able to pleasure themselves in a manner in which they have only fantasized about for the last 100 years.

The statues were so excited they could hardly believe it.

The second they became human they ran off together behind the bushes.

The angel heard the rustling of the bushes and shouts of joy and laughter. After 10 minutes the statues returned from behind the bushes sweating and laughing.

The angel told the statues that they still had 5 more minutes.

The male statue quickly turned to the female statue and said: "Cool, this time, you hold down the pigeon and I'll poop on his head."
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KMEYERRING1 12/6/2012 11:53PM

    OMGsh...too funny!

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FITANDFIFTY2 12/6/2012 11:25AM

    Oh that was a great one!! emoticon

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    didn't see that coming emoticon

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MERRYMARY42 12/2/2012 9:58PM

    really really funny, Thanks, I imagined anything but that, emoticon

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    emoticon Funny!

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IDLETYME 12/2/2012 7:24PM

    That is great - Payback is a bugger!!! emoticon

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ROCKYCPA 12/2/2012 7:11PM

    Cute!

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SLIMMERJESSE 12/2/2012 6:18PM

    You blog the cutest jokes!

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 12/2/2012 5:28PM

    Thanks for the chuckle.

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NITTINNANA 12/2/2012 5:16PM

    Like I told my husband when I shared it with him:

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ANHELIC 12/2/2012 4:17PM

    I wish come true. emoticon

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SKEEWEE2MEK 12/2/2012 3:59PM

    Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh emoticon

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GINA180847 12/2/2012 3:20PM

    Whatever floats your boat!

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    Funny!

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