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The Mightiest

Saturday, December 01, 2012

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

He went out and cornered a small monkey, and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!"

Later, the lion confronts an ox and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon.

The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and rambles away.

The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant, "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
RACEWELLWON 12/3/2012 11:39AM

    Who says weight does not matter ! LOL Go Elephant - have you ever seen the real elephants painting - look on -line - just type in elephants painting in Tia land - its awesome - Hugs K

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PEZMOM1 12/2/2012 8:43PM


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123ELAINE456 12/2/2012 4:24AM

  Awesome. Love It So Cute. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week. Enjoy Today. Take Care.

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SUSANBEAMON 12/2/2012 1:26AM

  love it, so LOL

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PAMNANGEL 12/1/2012 11:46PM


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MAMISHELI53 12/1/2012 11:01PM

    Love it! I gotta share that one! Thanks for the giggle!

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WALLAHALLA 12/1/2012 10:59PM

giggle giggle snort

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