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Hit The Rabbit

Saturday, December 01, 2012

A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped out in front of the car and was hit.

The driver was a sensitive man and an animal lover. He pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful that he began to cry.

A blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road. She pulled over, stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can.

She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.

Miraculously, the rabbit came to life. It jumped up and waved its paw at the two humans, and then hopped down the road.

Fifty feet away, the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two humans again, and again hopped down the road. After another 50 feet, the rabbit turned and waved, and hopped another 50 feet.

The rabbit continued this pattern until out of sight.

The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the blonde woman's spray can.

He ran over to her and demanded, "What is in your spray can ? What did you spray onto that rabbit?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:- "Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair. ----- Adds Permanent Wave.
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GERMANIRISHGIRL 12/4/2012 9:52AM

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    That's great!! emoticon emoticon

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2ABBYNORMAL 12/1/2012 10:11PM

    Cute!
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ANHELIC 12/1/2012 10:03PM

    I enjoyed this one. Glad we can pick on blondes and have some laughs. emoticon

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MERRYMARY42 12/1/2012 9:40PM

    sure glad I am not a blond emoticon so I can really enjoy all these blond jokes

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GINA180847 12/1/2012 9:08PM

    Too, too funny! emoticon emoticon

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NITTINNANA 12/1/2012 7:06PM

    Loved it!!

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SHERYLDS 12/1/2012 6:48PM

    emoticon sounds like a bad hare day to me

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SEAWILLOW 12/1/2012 6:41PM

    Hairs looking at you kid! emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 12/1/2012 6:16PM

    I couldn't remember the punch line - but I was smiling as I read it!

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FATHINSN 12/1/2012 6:15PM

    Haha, so this is a Blonde clever joke :P

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