one pound of fat.
Friday, November 30, 2012
ďHello, do you know me? If you donít, you should.
Iím a pound of fat.
And Iím the happiest pound of fat that you would ever want to meet.
Want to know why?
Itís because no one ever wants to lose me.
Iím only ONE pound, just a pound!
Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds, or fifteen pounds.
Never only one.
So I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
Then I add to myself, ever so slyly, so that you never seem to notice it.
That is, until Iíve grown to ten, twenty, thirty or even more pounds in weight.
Yes, itís fun being only ONE pound of fat, left to do as I please.
So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying, ďOh, I only lost one pound.Ē
Because theyíll think Iím not worth losing.
And I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips, every part of you.
After all, Iím only ONE pound of fatĒ
found this on a blog... it rings true for so many.