1 The most fattening thing you can put in an apple pie is a spoon.
2. No diet is impossible, hopeless maybe, but not impossible.
3 Too many square meals make round people.
4 My new diet goal: to weigh what my driver’s license says
5 When dieting, won't power is better than willpower.
6 A middle age spread is the result of too many nights 'round the table.
7 When you cheat on your diet, you gain in the "end."
8 . Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: because if it had four it would be a sedan.