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Friday, November 30, 2012

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your rear?

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk

100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?

Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

JESUS SAVES...He Passes It To Gretzky...Gretzky Shoots...He Scores!

Jesus is coming! Look busy!

You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT

Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

Grow your own dope, plant a man

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

All men are idiots....I married their king.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

Hang up and drive.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.

Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.

Honk If You Want To See My Finger

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MIRFA71 12/2/2012 2:03PM

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PUNKADOO 12/2/2012 10:43AM

    What a great laugh -- I needed that!!! Thanks!!! :-)

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CATLADY52 12/1/2012 6:50PM

    Priceless!! emoticon

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LASKIE2 12/1/2012 6:32AM

    Oh my! Some of these are too good!

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OBIESMOM2 11/30/2012 11:50PM


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2ABBYNORMAL 11/30/2012 11:35PM

    Some of these were really funny!
I like my bumper sticker: "Back Off, I'm Not That Kind of Car" on the Suburban.

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BUTEAFULL 11/30/2012 10:55PM


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MJ7DM33 11/30/2012 10:32PM

  Thx for sharing!

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ANHELIC 11/30/2012 8:19PM

    Great bumper stickers. I'm passing these along to friends. Thank you for sharing.

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MERRYMARY42 11/30/2012 7:57PM

    I love that unique one, so true.
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    Thank you for the smiles

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NITTINNANA 11/30/2012 11:31AM

    Lots of good ones!

And then there's the bumper sticker I had in 1979; practically cried when I sold the car, and I've never seen it before or since.

"Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray."

Sure got some interesting responses driving around!!

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DESERTDREAMERS 11/30/2012 11:10AM

    I really liked Jesus saves ... He passes ...etc.

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SHERYLDS 11/30/2012 10:30AM

    luv it

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    emoticon lol

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