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JOKES AND DECEMBER GOALS

Friday, November 30, 2012

Okay it time to make December goal. Okay I am not going to call these goals I am going to call them commitments. Last night at the meeting I was not explaining myself very well I think because of the pain pills’ Anyway I going to wait till January or Feb. to focus on the scale again. I am still going to weigh myself every week and hoper to lose. But I am focusing on healthy habit. I am going to commit to getting my water everyday, doing my exercise everyday. I will support my fellow team member on spark and on face book. I AM GOING TO LISTEN TO COACH K AND TRACK MY CARLOIE AND TRY TO STAY IN RANGE AND EAT SOMETIME WITHIN 45 MIN OF GETTING UP, She have really help me . In doing all this I will lose weight I am just not making that the focus right now. The focus now o is developing a healthy lifestyle.I am very happy and proud of myself that in the month of November I did my commitment 9o percent of the time and that my goal for next month.
DEADBEAT IN A BAR
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I didn't like it."
So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?"
But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once, but I didn't like it."
The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once, but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son."
The bartender said, "Your only son, I'm guessing."
BUY ME OUT
A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my real estate office. All you have to do is go to the office every day and learn the business."
The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate office. I can't stand agents."
"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some the paperworks."
"I hate paperworks," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."
"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you half-owner of my real estate office, but you don't like office and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"
"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."
As Promised.. Here is the Issue #2
HUGE PAUSE
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke"
The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"
The bear says, "I've had them all my life."
Senate Slander
A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"
All the other Senators demanded that the angry member withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of the session.
After a long pause, the angry member acquiesced. "OK," he said, "I withdraw what I said. Half of this Senate is NOT made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"
Man's Best Friend
Two guys are watching a dog lick its balls and one says “Man, I wish I could do that.”
The other guy says, “Really? I think I’d just pet him first.”
HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE
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FUZZIEBEAR3 12/3/2012 10:18AM

    Loved the jokes, especially the bear one. emoticon emoticon

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1HAPPYSPIRIT 12/1/2012 9:45PM

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MAIDAMONTREAL 12/1/2012 8:16AM

    Great job on reaching your nov committments. I know you will do well for Dec. Once I get rid of this cold I will commit to being healthy too for Dec like last year. I also really enjoyed the jokes.

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CM_GARDNER78 12/1/2012 12:42AM

    GOod job on the 90%!! That is fantastic!! I think you can do it again in December!!!

LOVE the jokes!!! :-D HAHA!

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FEMISLIM 11/30/2012 9:04PM

    Great that you want to remain on task. Thanks for making my day with the funnies!

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CASSIOEPIA 11/30/2012 6:57PM

    Wow! Great job on the 90% - that is great consistency, and you should feel very proud of that. Here's to a wonderful December!

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2WHEELEDSHARON 11/30/2012 2:25PM

    Ok thanks for the rain jokes too. It does feel like it's been raining for 17 years.
I need to stay in my calorie range too. LEt's do it together, ok?

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LAURELSPARK 11/30/2012 9:57AM

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Have a great weekend!

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JUSTLLAMA 11/30/2012 9:41AM

    emoticon on setting goals and sticking to them!

emoticon on the jokes!

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RISINGBLUESTAR 11/30/2012 9:29AM

    I think it's great that you are focusing more on building healthy habits. emoticon emoticon emoticon
Great job on sticking to your November goals! emoticon

emoticon Thanks for starting my day with a laugh!

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