Thursday, November 29, 2012
1. Why does he snore only when he's facing me?
2. Skinny sister noticed the weight loss. She's going to make her famous brownies with nuts just for me.
3. Weeding out the old scrubs. Four sets to goodwill. Bye, I'll miss you. Um, no.
4. The snoring really has to stop.
5. There must be a pound "cloud". I've lost weight even though I've indulged in thanksgiving leftovers all week and I'm afraid the pounds have been uploaded to a cloud for storage. I don't want to be anywhere near that thing when it bursts!
6. Everybody still comments on my hair being longer, not the weight loss. "Makes you look ten years younger". Whatever.
7. A pillow over the face is only good for 20 seconds of silence.
8. I'll never need to know how many calories are in chopped liver.
9. I'm not going to spend money this year on things people don't want anyway.
10. I'm sure if Lucy and Ricky had continued their show into their 60's, they would have separate beds...in separate rooms!
Is this a picture of throwing husband out a window? I didn't know they had an emoticon for that!