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Political Quotes

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

I wonder at the IQs of these politicos...

"I resent your insinuendoes."

"If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same."

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."

"I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate." -- Dan Quayle

"If Lincoln were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave."

"We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report."

"Candidly, I cannot answer that. The question is too suppository."

"Outside of the killings in Washington DC, we have one of the lowest crime rates in the nation." -- Marion Berry

"Let's jump off that bridge when we come to it."

"To be demeanered like that is an exercise in fertility."

"I deny the allegations, and I defy the allegators."

"If somebody's gonna stab me in the back, I want to be there."

"When you're talking to me, keep your mouth shut."

"Let's do this in one foul swoop."

"I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves in this session."

"We'll run it up the flagpole and see who salutes that booger."

"I would like to take this time to reirritate my remarks."

"The average age of a 7 year old in this state is 13."

"I hate to confuse myself with the facts."

"We have a permanent plan for the time being."

"Family planning has many misconceptions."

"The people in my district do not want this highway bypass, no matter if it goes through or around the city."

"My knowledge is no match for his ignorance."

"As long as I am in the Senate, there will not be a nuclear suppository in our state."

"These numbers are not my own; they are from someone who knows what he's talking about."

"People planning on getting into serious accidents should have their seat belts on."

"In 1994, Americans stand on the horns of an enema."

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
NAYPOOIE 11/29/2012 12:08PM

    Thank you. Those were priceless.

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RUSSELL_40 11/29/2012 11:20AM

    When the Tampa Bay Buccaneers first started out in the 70's they lost their first 26 games. Their coach was asked " What do you think about the execution of your offense? " He responded " I think that would be a good idea! "

I think we could put " the government " into that quote, and most would agree. Either there aren't enough bridges in Washington, or they are aren't coming to them. Can you imagine if we had some qualified people in charge?

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WOUBBIE 11/29/2012 11:05AM

    These are great!

May I add this "poem" created by Richard Thompson out of Dubya's malaprop comments?

"I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
Major league."

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DOVESEYES 11/29/2012 2:06AM

    Hilarious and sad at the same time

thanks I needed a laugh today emoticon emoticon

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DALID414 11/29/2012 1:11AM


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AHTRAP 11/29/2012 1:10AM

    Would love to see who said the rest of 'em...might have to steal the "run it up the flagpole" line!

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