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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

The Diet

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping."


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MERRYMARY42 11/28/2012 4:43PM

    emoticon she was following the doctor's instructions,

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SUSANBEAMON 11/28/2012 1:19PM

  emoticon emoticon

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WALLAHALLA 11/28/2012 12:40PM

    tee hee hee

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WATERDIAMONDS 11/28/2012 11:11AM

    Oh ha ha ha! Very cute!

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THEEXERCISER 11/28/2012 10:58AM

    that's cute!

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