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Tuesday, November 27, 2012

My thanksgiving blog
This is my thanksgiving blog didn’t think I was going to write1 since I have been using my facebook status to tell what I am thankful for. But this the blog one of my team ask for.

Family- I am bless with a large family. actually four family making up one. I am especially bless with my mom she 65 and I live with her, She not really that sick but old. So I do most of her cooking and cleaning . But I am bless to have her. My sister is my best friend and we are very close I am bless to have her. I am also bless to have live next to my sister and her husband and kids since the kids were kids. They are now in there late twenty. ----
----Job- I have a job that I love but will be losing it when they move it to Chicago who no when they won;t tell us but for now I love it .
------ Exercise I am thankful for my virtual exercise buds who I just love. You guys know who you are and if I name you I would probably miss someone by error so just know I love you guys. Also for you who don’t know having a virtual buddy who excepting you to tell you exercising does get you to exercise on bad day.. also I am thankful for my wii, youtube , and my personal trsiner.. I dusedo most of exercises on the wii and it makes exercise fun. Moreover the wii got my niece and nephew to exercise too . They like completing against each other for a bigger score especially on just dance /. For those of you who ask why my favorite wii games are like now my favorite wii games are my fitness coach and ea sport active
later i been adding you tube, and mydvd, and exercise from my personal trainer to my exercise./..
----- I am grateful that I change my diet before it was too late. Five years ago I was diagnose as a pre diabetics. But because of me watching my diet and working out every day I now have healthy number on this. Furthermore I am happy to report my high blood pleasure is not gone but in a control rate as are my ulcers. . I been cooking mom healthy meals she not only eat but love the taste of. with the help of spark recipes
---- I am very appreciative of all my spark team. Especially my cat team what I will be the motional leader for in the next challenge. Also my blue team what have recentaly where I keep meeting people I am really starting to love. Also my wii exercise and wii fit pls exercise team that help plan what I am going to do for exercise. Asso my inspire aspire team.
---I am thankful for all my friend whether they are from spark or church..
I am thankful that Ian I across coach Kristiek meeting for a very little cost you can have a support group in your house.
I am thankful that I can actually walk a quarter of a mile woith out getting sick.
- I am grateful for facebook and my friend i have on it and all my facebbok group .Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

"Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, Here, kitty, kitty." - David Letterman
"Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty." - Michael Dresser
"Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often." – Johnny Carson
"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence." - Erma Bombeck
"But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie!" – Margaret Junkin Preston
Funny Thanksgiving One-Liners
"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor." - Phyllis Diller
"My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow." – Rita Rudner
"I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable." - Todd Barry
""On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime." - Author Unknown
"One distinguishing mark of an unregenerate man is ingratitude." – E. J. Conrad

"o Thanksgiving Dinner
• Tis the night before Thanksgiving and all through our house
No turkey is baking; I feel like a louse,
For I am all nestled, so snug in my bed;
I’m not gettin’ up and I’m not bakin’ bread.
• No pies in my oven, no cranberry sauce
Cuz I give the orders, and I am the boss.

When out in the kitchen, there arose such a clatter
I almost got up to see what was the matter.
• As I drew in my head and was tossing around
To the bed came my husband, he grimaced, he frowned.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He scared me to death and I thought, “Here he goes!”
• He spoke not a word as he threw back my quilt
And the look that he gave was intended to wilt.
So up to the ceiling my pillows he threw
I knew I had had it, his face had turned blue.
• “You prancer, you dodger, you’re lazy, you vixen
Out yonder in kitchen, Thanksgiving you’re fixin.”
But he heard me explain, with my face in a pout:
"I'm just plain too tired and we're eating out
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