What is a cheetah’s preferred snack?

Cheetos.
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“Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again, and you will be filled with joy. A fool is happy until his mischief turns against him. And a good man may suffer until his goodness flowers.”


—THE BUDDHA
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A bunch of ostriches was startled by some strange noises that were coming from a nearby woods. “Quick, hide!” shouted one of them. So they all instinctively buried their heads in the sand.

After a few seconds, another ostrich came stumbling out of the woods, looked around, and said, “Hey, where is everybody?”