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Late Night Funny #3

Monday, November 26, 2012

Late Night Funny #1

Last night we had a rough audience, very unpleasant. And then halfway through the show they voted to secede. -David Letterman

Late Night Funny #2

Colorado and Washington just legalized marijuana. If Hostess canít figure out a way to make money off of that, then maybe they shouldnít be in the snack cake industry. I guess Iíll just have to take my business to Little Debbie. -Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #3

Facebook also has an app that can help you lose your job. Itís called Facebook. -Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #4

During his final speech on the House floor yesterday, Congressman Ron Paul said the Constitution has failed. Which must be a bummer because heís actually one of the guys who signed it. -Jimmy Fallon
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