Late Night Funny #1

Last night we had a rough audience, very unpleasant. And then halfway through the show they voted to secede. -David Letterman

Late Night Funny #2

Colorado and Washington just legalized marijuana. If Hostess can’t figure out a way to make money off of that, then maybe they shouldn’t be in the snack cake industry. I guess I’ll just have to take my business to Little Debbie. -Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #3

Facebook also has an app that can help you lose your job. It’s called Facebook. -Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #4

During his final speech on the House floor yesterday, Congressman Ron Paul said the Constitution has failed. Which must be a bummer because he’s actually one of the guys who signed it. -Jimmy Fallon