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Necessary Information for the 40 and Older Crowd

Monday, November 26, 2012

- If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

- Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

- Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

- Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

- It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
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ELDORADO2 11/30/2012 6:02AM

    So funny, hilarious!!!!!!!!


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    emoticon I love it! thank you! soooo true!

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LINDAMARIEZ1 11/26/2012 6:38PM

    good wisdom here! :)

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HOLLYM48 11/26/2012 6:37PM

    Funny! emoticon Thanks for some good sayings!

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