Size Ain't Nuttin But a Number
Monday, November 26, 2012
My company holiday party is coming up, so my mom and I went shopping while she was here for Thanksgiving. I am mostly a size 12 these days, with some 14s thrown in here and there. Especially when it's something more form-fitting or a straighter skirt, as I am rather hippy. After several stores and millions of dresses, the following conversation takes place:
Me: I like this one, but it seems a little off.
Mom: It's too big.
Me: No, this is the 12, not the 14.
Mom: It's still too big.
Me: But it's the 12, not the 14.
Mom: Well then you need a 10.
Me: I am not a size 10.
Mom: Well, dear, you are in this dress.
Me: But ... but ... but ...
Holy shizballs, ya'll. I bought a size 10 party dress. Pictures to come after next weekend. :)