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Monday Pun Fun 4 =)

Monday, November 26, 2012

A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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GAYLLYNNE 11/28/2012 6:52AM

    Hahahahaha, adorable!!

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SHARJOPAUL 11/27/2012 8:55AM

    LOL LOVE IT!!!!

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PURPLELVR7 11/27/2012 7:30AM


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ANHELIC 11/26/2012 11:05PM

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TWEETYKC00 11/26/2012 1:58PM

    very punny! lol.

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MAMISHELI53 11/26/2012 9:53AM

    A pun is a very highly developed form of humor...though it can make one groan. I'll have to share that one with my son, who's quite a wiz at math. Here's one for you:

A fellow and his wife in Muskogee, Oklahoma, where thepeople are all patriots, were blessed with the birth oftwins, two identical girls. These twins were born on the 4thof July, and the father, being patriotic, said to his wife,"We will name them Liberty and Justice, after the Pledge ofAllegiance." His wife said, "Are you nuts? You can't have girls goingthrough life with names like Liberty and Justice. We'regoing to name them regular girl's names like Mary or Jane." Well, the argument went on for about a month, when acompromise was reached. They would each name one of thegirls. The man chose Liberty and the wife picked Elizabeth. As the girls grew, they were so identical, they kept pullingtricks on people who couldn't tell them apart. Finally, when they were about 18, a young man took interestin them. He would take one or the other out on a date but hewas never sure which one he was with. He decided he wouldmarry one of them, or both if he could get away with it, buthe wasn't sure which one he would marry if he could only getone. He went to the girls' father and explained his quandary. "Ilove your daughters and want to marry one of them, but Ican't tell them apart, so I will leave it up to you. Give meLiberty or give me Beth."

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