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Aussie poem - tongue-in-cheek - humour

Saturday, November 24, 2012

An Australian Love Poem.
Who said Australians weren't romantic?


Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
Yurs just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footballs'on
And fetch another beer.


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NEWTINK 11/27/2012 8:55AM

    lol that is so funny .. Romance at its best lol

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MICKEYH 11/25/2012 10:52PM

    Good one. emoticon

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NASFKAB 11/25/2012 9:45PM

  FUNNY

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DIANER2014 11/24/2012 9:46PM

    emoticon Love it1

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SABLENESS 11/24/2012 9:00PM

    emoticon Love it! Thanks for sharing.

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FIFIFRIZZLE 11/24/2012 3:21PM

    Strewth that's a corker poem!

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MLH148 11/24/2012 11:34AM

    So romantic!

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WILSONWR 11/24/2012 8:21AM

    That's funny...

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DONNABRIGHT 11/24/2012 7:18AM

    emoticon

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WENDYJM4 11/24/2012 5:35AM

    LOL

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CAROLIAN 11/24/2012 5:02AM

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BAZNCAZ 11/24/2012 2:08AM

    VERY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!! emoticon

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STITCHINGNAN 11/24/2012 1:50AM

    Love it, I m glad someone loves us just as we are! Ree in .uk

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ALICIA214 11/24/2012 1:38AM

 

Ain't that the truth!!! emoticon

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ARTJAC 11/24/2012 1:33AM

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MIRFA71 11/24/2012 1:03AM

    a good one!! emoticon emoticon

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