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What it REALLY means


Thursday, November 22, 2012

"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."

"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."

"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."

"I'm getting more exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."
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DALID414 11/22/2012 3:49PM

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ALICERIEGER 11/22/2012 3:32PM

    Good ones

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NAYPOOIE 11/22/2012 12:01PM

    so true

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HELEN_BRU 11/22/2012 10:16AM

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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MIATIA1 11/22/2012 10:08AM

    Love it and a smile and laugh are always a great start to any morning.. Have a Happy Thanksgiving. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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HIKING-4-ME 11/22/2012 8:05AM

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AMALIA8 11/22/2012 7:38AM

    LOL! I love these. I liked the one about dinner. Normally though it's me saying it and meaning the other. LOL. Keep up the awesome work!

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ATLTRAINR 11/22/2012 6:01AM

    So if you know the real meanings there should be no surprises

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