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Wednesday, November 21, 2012

1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. Have you noticed how many are younger than you?

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first "helmet" was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Frightening, isn't it?

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*MADHU* 11/23/2012 12:31PM

    Hilarious emoticon

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SEAWILLOW 11/22/2012 7:11AM

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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DESERTDREAMERS 11/22/2012 3:56AM

    These ring too true! I check my watch all the time, and can't tell you what the time is, or how much time has elapsed since I started the walk.

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ANHELIC 11/22/2012 12:07AM

    I think I qualify for some of these. Thanks for sharing.

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GAYLE-G-63 11/21/2012 11:46PM

    Funny! I can relate to many of these!!! LOL

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BECKYSFRIEND 11/21/2012 11:27PM


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BUTEAFULL 11/21/2012 10:34PM


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NITTINNANA 11/21/2012 10:30PM

    They're all very good, but #23 is the best! emoticon

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SONYALATRECE 11/21/2012 10:08PM


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GINA180847 11/21/2012 9:21PM

    Some of these are downright wise.

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MJ7DM33 11/21/2012 9:19PM


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LYDIASPURPLE 11/21/2012 8:44PM

    It was funny until#17.

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WHICHHATTODAY 11/21/2012 8:25PM

    Too funny!!!


Bad part - I can relate to nearly all of them!

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