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Tuesday Tickles

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Did you hear about the lizard with a great singing voice?

Her stage name is Lizard Minnelli.
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A man came home drunk, and his wife demanded to know where he’d been. “I’ve been to this amazing bar,” he slurred. “It’s called the Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. They have big golden doors, golden floors—they even have a golden urinal!”

“I don’t believe it,” said his wife, but she found a receipt in his pocket the next day and called the number. “Is this the Golden Saloon?”

“Yes, it is,” said the bartender.

“Do you have golden doors and golden floors?”

“Yes.”

“What about golden urinals?”

There was a long silence and then she heard the bartender yell, “Hey, Steve, I think I know who peed in your saxophone last night!”
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WARRIORGIRL121 11/24/2012 10:34PM

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AGK3112 11/20/2012 8:54PM

    emoticon so funny..

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    LOL!

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    thanks, you made me laugh out loud...... emoticon

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FCARMICH 11/20/2012 12:43PM

  oh no

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    thank you needed a laugh this morning

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ELRIDDICK 11/20/2012 6:59AM

  Thanks for sharing

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AZMOMXTWO 11/20/2012 6:55AM

  that is funny in a way to sad that it had to be a drunk

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