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Male or Female?

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TIRES
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

HOURGLASS
An hourglass is female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying...
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PAMNANGEL 12/1/2012 11:52PM

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HIKETOHEIGHTS 11/26/2012 9:54AM

    Very cute!

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RACEWELLWON 11/23/2012 2:45PM

    Awesome Anne - Thanks - LOL :)

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MIDNIGHTER1 11/21/2012 10:29PM

    I thought you were going to say the toilet is male because it is full of crap sometimes. lol

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LEFTHANDLUKE 11/20/2012 7:46PM

    fun

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HOLLYM48 11/20/2012 5:44PM

    Hilarious!! emoticon

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PEZMOM1 11/20/2012 5:19PM

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DMF2012 11/20/2012 5:08PM

    Too funny!

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WALLAHALLA 11/20/2012 1:59PM

    heh heh heh

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MELLY3183 11/20/2012 10:30AM

    too funny!

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LIVINGFREE19 11/20/2012 7:58AM

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Love them!!

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TWEETYKC00 11/20/2012 4:45AM

    great, thanks for the info!


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123ELAINE456 11/20/2012 4:14AM

  Very Cute. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week. Enjoy Today. Take Care.

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MIRFA71 11/20/2012 3:12AM

    emoticon emoticon very funny... loved them.. thanks

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DESERTDREAMERS 11/20/2012 2:35AM

    OMG! Funny

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SUSANBEAMON 11/20/2012 2:00AM

  funny

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AJB121299 11/20/2012 12:11AM

    cute

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