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The Test

Sunday, November 18, 2012

An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 about 2 miles north of the Missouri state line. When the Deputy asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Branson to do a show that night and didn't want to be late.

The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

The driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The deputy told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his squad car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the deputy got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the squad car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the squad car, opened the rear door and got in.

The deputy observed him doing this and went over to his squad car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "Might as well take my butt on to jail, there's no way I can pass that test."
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GAYLE-G-63 11/22/2012 1:22PM

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NITTINNANA 11/21/2012 7:34PM

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ROTTMOM71 11/19/2012 9:22AM

    That's a good one. Loved it! emoticon

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DAYSPRING-STAR 11/19/2012 7:42AM

    Thanks! Just the laugh I needed to start my day today.

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ANHELIC 11/18/2012 11:11PM

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GRANDMABABA 11/18/2012 10:14PM

    Wow! I needed a good laugh and you gave me the best.

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DESERTDREAMERS 11/18/2012 9:56PM

    I couldn't pass it either, and I don't drink emoticon

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13ICANDOIT13 11/18/2012 9:23PM

    Cute

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ROCKYCPA 11/18/2012 8:45PM

    Cute!

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MERRYMARY42 11/18/2012 8:40PM

    smart man, loved it as usual, still grining

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BECKYSFRIEND 11/18/2012 8:19PM

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MJREIMERS 11/18/2012 8:18PM

    emoticon That's a good one!

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ELLENOR9 11/18/2012 8:18PM

    Thats a funny one!

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IDLETYME 11/18/2012 7:49PM

    That's funny - Thanks for the giggle!!!! emoticon

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TINY67 11/18/2012 7:42PM

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SEAWILLOW 11/18/2012 7:40PM

    Me either!

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